10 Reasons to Stay Inside

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  1. The odds of you getting shot decrease significantly when you stay inside.
  2. Sunshine has been known to cause cancer.
  3. You never, ever have to get dressed if you stay inside.
  4. Inside can be climate controlled through handy-dandy devices known as a thermostat and central air/heat.
  5. Odds are good you have Wi-Fi indoors.
  6. If someone had to find you quickly, the first place they would likely look is inside.
  7. Your bed is inside.
  8. When was the last time a bird pooped on your head when you were under a roof?
  9. The refrigerator is indoors.
  10. Outdoors is big and scary.

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