Welcome to My World

Day 1

Caller: Can you help me find blah, blah, blah?

Me: I would be happy to. You can find {Insert succinct and thoroughly researched directions.}

Caller: You are a life saver. Thank you so much.

Day 5

Caller: I talked to you a week ago. Can you repeat what you said?

Me: I’m sorry, but I have talked to roughly 500 people since then, can you remind me what we spoke about.

Caller: Can you help me find blah, blah, blah?

Me: I would be happy to. You can find {Insert succinct and thoroughly researched directions.}

Caller: But I don’t want to do that. How can I find blah, blah, blah?

Me: You can find {Insert succinct and thoroughly researched directions.}

Caller: Why do you keep saying the same thing over and over again.

Me: Because you keep asking the same question.

Caller: What is the answer again?

Me: You can find {Insert succinct and thoroughly researched directions.}

Caller: Hold on while I get a pen.

Need I say more?

 

 

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