Francine Zane is a humor writer who lives and breathes in the great Midwest. She spends her days catering to the whims of the general public and her evenings cowering in a corner praying her cats do not eat her while she sleeps.
Francine spent her youth channeling the ever delightful personality of a beached whale. Now she shares her observations with whomever is too slow or stupid to run away.
To contact Francine, email francinezane @ gmail.com.