Why do people insist on going down the rabbit hole after every little problem even if the end result remains the same? My main job is solving problems, and I'm good at it. I mean really good at it. That said, I don't think like many problem solvers. I don't need to go step by … Continue reading Logic
Remember the days when your boss actually gave you a paycheck. You would take the check to the bank and deposit all but a few dollars pocket money. I kind of miss those days. Now, my check goes directly to the bank. Because it is the same amount month in and month out, I am … Continue reading Money, Money, Money
I started writing A Dating Guide for Married Men after I was asked out on a date with someone I thought was single but wasn’t. Not only was he not single, he didn’t bother to tell me until I showed up on the date and deduced it for myself. Something about continuing to use plural … Continue reading Cheating Is Stupid
I’ve been told I shouldn’t see color. I disagree. I see color, the red of roses, the blue in the sky, the green of the grass. I see the shades of gray in a goose’s feathers, the yellow bleeding into reds and oranges of a sunset. I see the blush of a young girl’s cheeks, … Continue reading I See Color
According to the Washington Post, the dating world has a whole new vocabulary for people who disappear from your world, as if by magic, only to return, sometimes months later, wanting to pick up the relationship as if nothing ever happened. Those who disappear are called ghosts. Those ghosts transform into zombies when they show … Continue reading Ghosts, Zombies, and Vampires, Oh My!
Traditionally, a gal is a young woman or a girl. I am neither. Why would professional men who come to me for assistance with a matter that I am considered an expert with think that it is alright to refer to me as a gal? I would never consider calling their offices and ask for … Continue reading Gal
It is lesson time around dear old Francine Zane’s website. To all you wonderful people out there who honestly think that what you want really matters in the grand scheme of things, do everyone a favor and grow up. I don’t care whether you are talking to your banker, cell phone provider, or the butcher … Continue reading Lesson on Adult Bullying