Chef’s Special

To my surprise, Rassmussen has a fan.  A real, honest to goodness, flesh and blood fan, who care about him and wants to learn more. When I told Rassmussen, he said, “Get a life!” and stomped off, scratching his butt-cheek. Later, he came walking stiffly back from wherever he disappears, carrying a club in one … Continue reading Chef’s Special

Rassmussen Babysits

Gargoyles were created to protect people from evil.  That is why you so often see old churches and architecture featuring a stone gargoyle looking menacingly out over the street below.  Its purpose was clear—prevent evil from harming those inside. Given this one simple fact, how could I have possibly guessed agreeing to babysit one small … Continue reading Rassmussen Babysits